Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for wimps here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every inch of the action.
- Dump that lame stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real fun is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, screaming experience.
It's not demanding. We’re just saying you the truth.
Guys: Please Fuck You know Fucking Now
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Waste around with Small talk, just Fuck me guys Get in there already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Help! Those Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Maybe I Should Get a Restraining Order.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Out of Hand.
Honestly, I just want to Live My Life in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Get Hell Lit
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a night to remember.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.